Cosmic Turtles exist all over the universe. They love to float between their favourite planets. They love planets like Dooda because the people on Dooda treat them well. They don’t come to Earth for fear of being eaten. They are always welcomed with open arms when they come to visit a planet like Dooda. It is a majestic sight to see one of these enormous Cosmic Turtles descending from the skies into your village. Because these turtles spend many moons traversing through the cosmos, when they arrive on a planet they tend to want to sleep for a few days before they tell the story of their travels. The Doodarians have a long time request that these turtles keep them informed of any dodgy alien races that may want to invade their planet. It happened once to them when they were taken over by a race known as the Naki. They are determined for that not to happen again and the Cosmic Turtles are fully onboard with this as they hated Dooda during the Naki occupation. These turtles have a sixth sense when it comes to negative entities, they can smell them from miles away. And they know how to disrupt enemy space craft so that they don’t come anywhere near beautiful planets like Dooda. They emit a vibration that is very harmonious, a vibration that the likes of the Naki cannot stand.
Cosmic Turtle
£36.00 – £73.00
Printed Canvas
~ Acid-free, PH-neutral, poly-cotton base ~ 20.5 mil (0.5 mm) thick canvas
~ Canvas fabric weight: 13.9 oz/yd² (470 g/m²)
~ Printed on textured and fade-resistant canvas (OBA-Free)
~ Mounting brackets included
~ Hand-glued solid wood stretcher bars ~ 1.5″ (3.81 cm) deep
Shipping & Delivery
Shipping costs are calculated–at checkout–taking into consideration volume and destination.
UK Delivery times: T-shirts, women’s tees, long sleeve tees, hoodies, and kids clothing can take between 5 and 9 business days to get to you. Printed canvases, cushions and tote bags take between 6 and 13 days.
US Delivery times: T-shirts, women’s tees, long sleeve tees, hoodies, and kids clothing can take between 5 and 9 business days to get to you. Printed canvases, cushions and tote bags take between 8 and 15 days.
EU Delivery times: T-shirts, women’s tees, long sleeve tees, hoodies, and kids clothing can take between 6 and 11 business days to get to you. Printed canvases, cushions and tote bags take between 6 and 13 days.
Rest of world Delivery times: T-shirts, women’s tees, long sleeve tees, hoodies, and kids clothing can take between 7 and 10 business days to get to you. Printed canvases, cushions and tote bags take between 10 and 25 days.
Do contact me if you have yet to receive your items after those specified days and I will look into it.
Cedric the fish may not be delivering your parcel. He may though, and if he does, make sure you tell him a joke. He likes a good laugh.
Materials
Clothing: T-shirts and Hoodies are 100% combed and ring-spun cotton.
Printed Canvases: Acid-free, PH-neutral, poly-cotton base, canvas fabric weight: 13.9 oz/yd² (470 g/m²).
Cushions: 100% pre-shrunk polyester case, fabric weight: 8.1 oz/yd² (275 g/m²), shape-retaining 100% polyester insert included (hand-wash only)
Tote Bags: 100% spun polyester fabric.
Care Instructions
For all clothing products
~ Wash at 30 degrees Celcius, inside out
~ Do not tumble dry
~ Do not iron over print
For all other products, just be nice to them, treat them well and they will last a long time.
And be nice to people. A criminal cabal have been waging a psychological war on humanity for a very long time. We have all been affected, so be nice to folk.
And animals, we must care for them too.
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